And by bachelorette I mean Emily.
Ah yes. Beautiful girl she is.
What is that bewildered look on her face? I can explain...
Barf. If his hair wasn't enough indication of his wannabe-ness then I don't know what is. And by wanna-be I am most definitely referring to the one and only..
Don't fall for this guy Emily!
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Travis. Of course, no self-respecting bachelor would show up empty handed and he was definitely not going to be made a fool.
So he brought an egg. An egg that apparently was meant to symbolize his commitment and devotion.
Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture of him sitting on the porch swing. Alone with only an egg for company.
I guess that's what happens when you bring a "Pre-Bird" (as Tom Haverford would say) to a fancy party.
P.S- Rascall Flats called and want their hair back.
And then there's..
Michael. The musician with his very own Youtube channel. Impressive.
The only problem is that when I look at him another image comes to mind..
He just seemed a little too My So-Called Life-ish if you know what I'm saying. Depressed. Aspiring musician. Breaking innocent girls hearts with his secret drug addiction. You know the story.
She's headed for heartbreak city. I saw the clip where one of the guys refers to her daughter as "baggage".
That southern charm disappeared faster than the guy who dressed up granny-style.
Up next! Bobbleheads, helicopters, and the guy who resembled a creepy used car salesman.