Wednesday, May 16, 2012

bachelorette = bad news bears

The other night I hosted a little bachelorette shindig at my house.

And by bachelorette I mean Emily.


Ah yes. Beautiful girl she is.

What is that bewildered look on her face?  I can explain...

Did this guy just show up to the mansion on a skateboard and then proceed to toss it into the bushes so he could strut up those stairs to say hello? 

Barf.  If his hair wasn't enough indication of his wannabe-ness then I don't know what is.  And by wanna-be I am most definitely referring to the one and only..

David Silver. 90210.

Don't fall for this guy Emily!

Next on the list


Travis.  Of course, no self-respecting bachelor would show up empty handed and he was definitely not going to be made a fool.

So he brought an egg.  An egg that apparently was meant to symbolize his commitment and devotion.

Unfortunately I couldn't find a picture of him sitting on the porch swing. Alone with only an egg for company.

I guess that's what happens when you bring a  "Pre-Bird" (as Tom Haverford would say) to a fancy party.

P.S- Rascall Flats called and want their hair back.

And then there's..


Michael. The musician with his very own Youtube channel. Impressive. 

The only problem is that when I look at him another image comes to mind..


He just seemed a little too My So-Called Life-ish if you know what I'm saying. Depressed. Aspiring musician. Breaking innocent girls hearts with his secret drug addiction. You know the story.

Poor Emily.

She's headed for heartbreak city.  I saw the clip where one of the guys refers to her daughter as "baggage".

That southern charm disappeared faster than the guy who dressed up granny-style.

Up next! Bobbleheads, helicopters, and the guy who resembled a creepy used car salesman.

Stay tuned..

7 comments:

  1. Haha...this post cracked me up! I haven't watching this season of bachelorette but after this post I just might! :) I'm a new follower btw! Found you on MMM blog hop! Have a wonderful day!

    Maribel

    http://alltangledupinknots.blogspot.com

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  2. Like! I so wish I could watch with you!

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  3. Lol!!! I wish I was watching it at your house...love the comments!!! Coming by to visit from the Finding New Friends hop!
    Cheers,
    Char
    http://1epicmom.com

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  4. HAAA! This is funny stuff! I was thinking the same things.. and what about the guy with the glass slipper? Cheesy enough on it's own, but then he just left her standing there with two different shoes on. Awkward. (From the Finding New Friends blog hop.)

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    1. following now via Aloha Friday!
      Love this post!

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  5. Hi I just found your blog today! Love it, I am your newest follower. This post cracked me up... i loved My So Called Life! haha good post! Can't wait to see what you do next

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