My husband is totally right. I am guilty of association. As in I have this slight tendency to associate people with other people. Or things. Or places. Or nouns. Whatev.
Now I can see why that would be annoying, but c'mon people! These guys just make it sooo easy.
Best line? "Hey guys, I saw you were having a little party from up there. Looks like you're having fun!"
Cricket chirp. Men growling. The pretty boy "villian" has made his subtle entrance.
Reminds me of another pretty boy villian..
Then there's Stevie.
I will say this once and only once. Used car salesman and dating shows should never ever be related. In any way. But in this case they are.
McStevie is a pioneer..paving the way for other creepers to find love via reality tv. Maybe he drives a really sweet Dodge Neon. Who knows.
So while he was bidding Emily hello guess who came to mind?
Yes I also think it's weird that the terms "creepster" and "used car salesman" cause my brain to reference Disney films. Or Professor Ratigan, the Rat King, to be more accurate.
Unfortunately, he's holding a bell instead of a boombox. Shame shame.
Next we have Alessandro. Oh Alessandro.
C'mon "Alessandro"...tell us your real name and ditch that fake accent.
Alright. I'll do it for you. Jason Ritter come on dowwwwnn.
And then there's Charlie.
Who doesn't love this guy?
Wasn't he the one who fell off his friend's deck and had a lot of surgeries? Maybe someone should let him know that he looks like every guy from 98 degrees rolled into one.
Okay, you are 98% Lachey I just know it. You should thank your friend. And his deck.
But does anyone else think he resembles a certain..
Can I get an Amen?
I cannot for the life of me figure out who Doug reminds me of...
Help a girl out!
Tim Allen? Ryan Reynolds?