Not just the essentials like always be nice to your mailman and it's a crime to buy any peanut butter that isn't Jif.
But also a few little gems I've picked up along the way.
|It's important to smile for the camera, but it's more important to keep your eyes open.|
|Don't be afraid to learn some new tricks every once in a while.|
|Chocolate Chip cookies always taste better with Grandpa.|
|Sometimes life can feel like a complicated puzzle, so just take it one piece at a time.|
|Hang out with your dad as much as possible.|
|Don't ever give up. No matter what.|
|People may try to karate chop you for their enjoyment. Don't let them.|
|Finally, if you find yourself in an awkward position call me and I will help you.|
What are you teaching your kids?