But that's just a risk I'm willing to take.
Because there are a few things happening these days that I just don't understand.
So please. Help me if you will...
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What the heck is going on here?
Wasn't that the movie where that creepy, pale guy was obsessed with that girl who acts like she can't breathe everytime she talks? Were we watching the same thing?
Did you guys even see that movie? Because I did and when Edward did that weird foot thing where he magically kicked that apple up when it fell, I was in disbelief. Mostly, because I thought bad movies were supposed to stay in the early 90's and also because that was the dumbest thing I've ever witnessed.
And does anyone else think that Edward is a creepster to the max?
Don't you think that this craze is getting out of hand when memo's like this have to be posted?
Wow. Termination over Twilight.
But let's get down to the real issue here.
Really people? Has it come to this? Are we so unhappy in our marriages that we must turn to shimmering vampires and werewolf's with cutoff jeans?
I guess so.
Don't tell your husband you're obsessed with the abs of a teenager and a guy who just can't seem to graduate high school. Okay...
Would the World's Greatest Mom really put a tramp stamp on the back of her newborn baby?
You've seen it for yourselves folks...these moms are kah-razy.
Someone please tell this woman what's really happened to Edward...
Oh what a shame...
Now the only question I have left is how many mom's cried when they read this?
And finally, if this is a conversation that EVER happens between you and another person please seek help immediately.
I rest my case.
What say you peeps? Twilight fans? Yay or Nay?